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How I crossed Switzerland(6) – Interlaken to Luzern

發表於 由Jay Hung撰寫

Since we finished our two mountains, its time to switch our bike back

but no, I’m wrong

Today, we still go to 1000m high

Relive ‘interlaken-luzern’

In Interlaken, we start with a photo

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有夠冷有夠冷，一直盧一直盧盧盧森堡

發表於 由Jay Hung撰寫

在土癌之地認識了一些人，而其中一個，來了德國

既然來了，他又是一個旅遊狂，所以那麼就，只好一起去一下，for the old times sake

雖然說他是旅遊狂，其實就是喜歡蒐集國家表示自己去過然後發在IG上

拍一些瞎妹照片，然後就是旅行

他是誰呢？他就是外表看似同志，內在卻是雙性戀的義大利黑手黨小子 阿底阿諾

怎麼規劃的呢？因為他14號出發從義大利家裡前往紐倫堡實習的住宿，15號中午到

至於去哪裡呢？他想去史特拉斯堡或是布拉格，很不幸的我都已經去過了

考量他的個性，我就推了盧森堡，有時候也會看到有些人去逛逛，就看看吧

他十分開心的表示 耶 又可以踏到一個國家

然後就買了便宜的車票，住宿就找沙發衝浪，用最好的價格

於是我們的計劃就是16號3:08AM 出發的車 18號中午回來

至於住什麼呢？ 他表示有兩個人回答可以 一個是一位爸爸 另外一個是義大利同志伴侶

由於爸爸住得很遠，我們就決定待在義大利人家 他也一直說這樣有什麼問題他義大利文好解決

但是這位老弟啊，你出來一直不往外找，我知道你的英文不怎麼樣，在土耳其外面在座的各位都是__ 不會英文就算了，我何時有要一直找強國人426的表態呢？

總而言之，就這樣吧，義大利 維大力 水啦

喔我忘了說，我們的host表示他是裸體主義者，他想招待我們一個全裸早餐

我知道你們在想甚麼 不是義大利男體盛 也不是台男秀 而是全部大家一起脫光光唷

基於友好而且不想奪過旅遊主導權太多，避免再度成為人體GPS/導遊/領隊，我答應了

然後那天剛好是過年，周四，所以大部分過年活動都是周五&周末

好吧，跟中華文化掰了吧，我是片落葉，沒有歸根，即將落在滿是義大利gay朋友的土壤之上，一絲不掛

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不過好運還沒跑，還有一位朋友禮拜四晚上約了我吃火鍋，吃完火鍋剛好上路
大概就是吃飽一直等到半夜三點呀

十點多啊底阿諾小朋友到了法蘭，原本說要吃晚餐，我想說可以混到12點再換一家酒吧剛好待到三點

結果這小子給我買了個三明治在我面前慢慢吃，我們都快凍死了需要棲身之所，你還來給我鬧事

好吧，我們找了家酒吧，混到了一點多，他們打烊了，中間我們各點了一杯啤酒，然後還在人家店裡面小憩一會兒

然後真的是冷到哭爸，我們躲在車站沒有風的地方睡了半個小時 終於快有火車了

然後在麥當勞點餐前站了20分鐘 只因為溫暖 然後麥當勞也打烊了

結果火車誤點 讓我死了吧

終於上車了，三點半上車，五點半在Koblenz 轉車一個小時

當然一樣很冷

在麥當勞度過了大部分的時間

繼續轉車

八點半我們抵達啦！

出車站，阿底阿諾小朋友就很開心地打卡，第17個國家 唉唷好棒棒

由於我們的屋主並沒有回應，我們就是按照原定的，上午晃晃下午才能去他們家

早上先去了地下堡壘，當初打仗的時候他們蓋了這個龍與地下城

奧林匹斯山的聖火，在這裡永遠燃燒

風景

以前，這有吃人的巨人，地下城，是因為沒有高聳的城牆保護的辦法

然後，就有個英雄，奮起而效滅了他們

然後當地駐守在裡面，有砲以及各種機能，現在已經是UNESCO的樣子

慢動作墜下的水珠

然後就是稍微探險一下，雖然兩位病入膏肓的隊友不在，但是我還是必須發 神 經

找到光了嗎!!

逛完之後，我們前往市區，原本我打算讓我們的阿底阿諾帶隊，結果不行啊 還是得我來認路

不過路上我的包包被搶了

然後就是城市博物館 原本要看看門票多少，甚麼? 最棒的兩個字 免費

學生 26歲以下免費 哀呀呀 敝人剛好今年五月滿26 好險好險

基本上所有博物館我們都可以免費參觀

好，首先要搭電梯到最底下，一路往上的展覽

這個電梯，我的媽唷 超級大欸

然後基本上就是沒文化的我不怎麼懂得展覽了

就只好發實體IG

這輩子都不會有這麼多like

簡單來說這裡對聯合國好像有點重要這樣

然後一樣這裡在歐洲當然有很多戰爭史

想當年這個國旗是中國代表，現在到底該如何自處呢?

最後就是來換臉

已經成為我的博物館必做清單

然後還有 藝術 我不懂 不知道你們懂不懂

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接下來就是午餐時間，每次吃沙威瑪就是提醒我到底多窮

然後停下來的必備事項 連wifi

他們是每到一個點必須開始連wifi，雖然他連問密碼的英文文法都是錯的，應該是他僅次於how are you 之後最常說的話了欸

這個城市有個特點，到處都是免費wifi 還有 eduroam 明明平常只有大學裡面才有的

所以我們的阿底阿諾小朋友十分的開心

吃飽後，就連絡道屋主，然後就走去他們家啦！

進門前，我們都做好開門看到裸體一根晃來晃去的心理準備

也準備在這寒冷的冬天 涼了半"截"

出乎意料的就是一般的短袖短褲

喔 原來他感冒啦 所以他說他沒甚麼體力做天體早餐 抵抗力不構 好險好險

既期待又怕受傷害的入場就這樣結束了

簡單英文寒暄之後，就開始義大利語對話，一開始我還是禮貌的聽，後來受不了了

直接倒在沙發睡死，真的累壞凍壞了，兩個小時之後才醒來

然後六點基本上整個城市都關門了，我們只匆匆看了一個現代展

主人很慷慨的表示要煮給我們吃，我們不知道怎麼表示，就買了兩個披薩

關老爺面前耍大刀，孔夫子門前賣文章 帶冷凍披薩給義大利人阿

晚餐他們做了燉飯 好吃

下午在家的是費德瑞克，是1 晚上回來的是0 艾瑞克

他甚至有用義大利文說 人家想要好多好多的屌喔~

當然費德瑞克不開心但費德瑞克 疑 直接表示不滿

然後艾瑞克有跟我對話稍多一點，但是也都很有限

費德瑞克表示抱歉，他感冒沒辦法說英文，雖然我不懂為什麼

總之，我就一個個慢慢向朋友們拜年

有收到的，沒錯我就是在義大利同志邊緣場合下給你們的祝福，有沒有很感動開勳
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隔天早上我們出發去遙遠的城堡，逛完之後感想就是喔 展現了保存古蹟的科技力

好，首先就是做了一個半小時的車，然後到了之後，我們吃不起東西，因為以為晚上屋主們要帶我們去吃餐廳，所以省錢吃三明治

內用要多加1.5歐欸 幹當然去路邊吃

然後進城堡，花了4.5歐 好貴 然後就是個窮國王，曾經把城堡一磚一瓦賣了

所謂 威武不能屈 貧賤不能移
面子一定要有

大概一個多小時逛完，回程

先是去一個小免費博物館 Villa Vauban，換臉，然後呢 喔喔喔喔喔

原來有一個沉思者在這裡啊! 太好了呢
我覺得很酷的藝術之一呢

還有團體的唷

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然後下一站趕去現代美術館，距離閉館40分鐘 衝阿

然後就是各種藝術，富麗堂皇啦

阿底阿諾小朋友又高潮了，這種附庸風雅的活動真的是他的最愛呢

墨汁噴泉

鏡中分裂的人生

哥德風/殺馬特?

我的感想: 

六點之後又是全部關門，就回家吧

我快餓死了於是就又在超市買了東西

然後主人煮了"香腸" 擺明就是暗示啊 我一直提醒阿底阿諾貢獻出香腸熱狗肛門堡 他就是不肯 奇怪欸你

好吧 既然他不要 我洗洗睡比較快

反正我也聽不懂，不甘我的事，吃了我買的冷凍食品跟一些艾瑞克的手藝 睡吧

艾瑞克很友善而且手藝不錯，他也喜歡煮亞洲菜，還會做春捲，說是一個越南人教他的

不過我無法教他甚麼就是了 來吃白食的

隔天早上一樣七點多起床，開始開手機看書，然後餓到不行啊

冷凍披薩還有但是大家都在睡覺好像不好

就把昨天買的四根香蕉都嗑了 喝了剩下的半罐豆漿

等大家起床，沒想到他們聊天到快去搭車 我快燜死了

然後餓死悶死的情況，沒想到我還是得吃土癌食物 哀

唯一買得起的熱食，將就將就

然後就上巴士回家啦

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其實這趟完全就是給朋友面子的旅程啦

我對盧森堡就是好啊 有機會來看看

但是窮遊的車真的累阿

然後景點 就是搞笑一下，這傢伙不夠瘋不好玩

我只是想看他跟那些gay一起的表現 畢竟他渾身上下表現的就是那個gay樣然後一直說自己雙性戀

景點看看 冷死一下

然後看他怎麼規劃行程，畢竟他一直說自己是旅行家，上次我們自己跑去拍片這次我來看看

當然就是 標了估狗地圖上有名的點然後去踩點，IG上面漂亮的地方去找一樣的照片

現代美術館裡面表現得很有氣質

然後不講英文也是一絕，我感冒是否只能說中文

土癌還沒跑，雖然是朋友，但是不是我們病入膏肓的隊伍，很抱歉

Chao

Syndrome Turkey – outside of the classrooms of IYTE

發表於 由Jay Hung撰寫
Life in IYTE
City Planning
This is one of the most complicated part, I may say something dark if the end didn’t happen. But it’s now clear, that we all tried, but the chemical, and timing, created this misunderstanding, no ones to blame. It started good, ended well, I think I’ll just let this phase go.
So, I’ll talk rational.
I’m glad that people are nice and friendly, to be honest I’m not initiative,
So, I tried my best to return this friendliness, I know what kind of man I want to be, I’m always there for friends who worth it.
I received a lot of help and made my first steps to blend in, this also made me too clingy to this campus life, thinking being here is really nice.
Fun and happy is really what October is like.
And then Winter came.
November, December.
The part made me turn to the dark side? First, we all need to admit the language barrier, I never picked on grammar or terms, as long as you speak anything I’ll listen and try to understand. But when you turn your head, and one Turkish sentence, two, and more, I’ll be just lost.
To intrude or not to intrude, that is a question.
Then, the pressure of life among people, everyone is having there really life here: studies, carrier, family, friends, relationships. These took over their time, I can understand I’m just someone in the class, there is my position, and how much time I worth to people.
Segregation only brings more segregation, in all cities, still I cocooned myself.
I’m not sure if it’s a foolish move or just happened when you overcame this depression with everything but local help.
“What didn’t kill you, only makes you STRANGER.” -Joker, 2008. The Dark Knight.
When I’m back from that hell, I’m a new metamorphosis type.
This demon, is me, until the very end and growing, be the daredevil.
Still, I’m glad that I chose to show my true self to the end, and the people who didn’t gave up. We all are kind and tried, but just some destiny brought this lesson.
Clubs
-general
At the beginning, I was trying to stay to diving and kiting, when I saw other clubs, only cycling club made me really want to try it, since bicycle is part of me.
But what happened? I’m not in the group of diving and the other groups never reply in English to my questions.
Not to say going to meet them, this issue really haunted the whole semester here, language.
Just be a foreigner, stay a foreigner.
-Diving
I took the free diving course before the semester begins, but it just put me in great danger.
The first parts are just starting to keep my breath and the body position, I did well and learn fast.
The first indoor lesson was awful, because Astan always forgot to translate and I’m already kind of sick of this language issue and not trying so hard anymore, I was just tired.
And then the next dive I coughed blood out of my mouth.
The next indoor lesson still useless, though Baris translated everything, but too many things are just not that easy for student to translate, and when the coach spoke for 5 minutes and it translated into three sentences, I really just don’t know if I should keep on.
And then I missed one indoor class cause I’m not in the group.
Baris told me one Friday if I’m going, when I never know there was a dive.
The other coach speaks NO English.
And I coughed blood again.
The coach noticed but say that it’s just normal, I just don’t believe that.
Baris is really the most supportive guy in the group, and Astan is the most advanced one in the group, and out of diving, he is also being a friend, revealed the effect of Raki to me.
But I wanted to be better, and I leave with only 2 times 20 meter with blood, and no certificate.
Kitesurfing
This is the only thing that I enjoyed everytime, for a long time, it is the only savior of my darkness.
Nico at the Urla surf house is super supportive, a good friend and more a good mentor.
Without him I won’t be able to enjoy kite this much.
The situation in here is that North wind we kite at the place close to IYTE, South wind we need to go to Alacata, a place not available to go with public transportation. I only went there with Nico’s van or Jan’s cool car.
So here we met Jan, he’s from Belgium and do home office in Gulbahce with his wife. They are a lovely couple and young in their heart.
They are also beginner and wanted to kite a lot, really kind to me and I’m thankful about it.
The only pity is that they went back to Belgium when I was as my trip with the Hospital Team, so I never had the chance to say goodbye.
As an Urla man

Urla is heard for students to rent in this place, but I didn’t know many people here, and mostly old people live here.
Whenever I go to Izmir, it’s crowded and takes 65~80 minutes just on the bus
to IYTE, 35 minutes, minibus

Basically in the house it is not so tidy, though in the Turkish standard it is not dirty
For privacy, no photos will be shown here.

For the most personal, I’m mad every morning for the dirty unwashed pan and dish, I’m not a fan of it

otherwise, my roommate is cool, taken care of every bills and nice, friendly guy

the air in Urla is kind of polluted because people burn things so they stay warm without paying for heater

the electricity and water is not constant, sometimes it just gone for hours

living in this town is just not a pleasant thing, for language, traffic, environment, and I’m also once almost hunted by a pack of stray dogs
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So, this is the things related to IYTE outside of the classroom

I don’t want to specify my depression to any of these, cause it’s a combination of all of them

and the most is the super murphy’s law happened through all the time

I guess it’s just my back luck all happened in this land

Life still goes on